No haven for this heart

At least I didn't wake up to another bloodbath scene; that's a small blessing. Apparently death is impermanent here, which seems to be the exception rather than the rule. Devils and serial killers; what next?

( Locked to Robin; Easily hackable )

[ooc: Raven's found a windows that looks out to their home. |D]

It's been almost two weeks; this has definitely crossed the "not amusing" line. All the talk about Gods and Devils seem to have died down and neither of them are Him.

Does this place at least have tea?


[ooc: strikes= so deleted.]

This place pulls in new people fast, doesn't it. I don't suppose anyone would know why?

( Private; hard to hack unless you're really trying. )

The mushrooms are still annoying. At least, that's what my logical mind is saying, but I don't feel anything at all. This is what they meant by misplacing something important, I suppose: our emotions. I would laugh, but it's not that funny and I don't think I can anymore.


( Private )

There didn't seem to be an official way to obtain accommodations here, but someone was apparently very insistent upon my residence within Room 019 on the seventh floor. Tell me, are the disembodied elements in this place always this pushy?

Also. Why are there talking mushrooms in my room. If they are meant to be cute, they are not.


[ooc: Come poke at a grumpy Raven, floormates and all! Tell her the mushrooms are cute. XD]

Wonderful. Perfect. Just excellent. … damn.

Where am I? I know the sign says “Wonderland” in big, bold font, but I'm going to do the foolish thing and hope that’s a joke. And if I find out that this is your fault, Beast Boy, I will make you regret getting up today. Failing that, as long as I’m not turned into a rabbit again, I’m happy. In the loosest sense of the word.

Well, at least I know one thing for certain: this isn’t His realm. I doubt Hell is really an overdramatic Victorian mansion in a field of flowers. I’ll bet there are even animals frolicking somewhere. … Stupendous.

I doubt the communicator will work here, but what the hell. Robin? Cyborg? Starfire? ... Beastboy?

*sigh* Someone better have directions out of this place.